Wanna Buy a Diesel Powered Mech Warrior?? Why the Fuck Not.....

Now you can own your very own diesel powered MechWarrior that stands 13 feet tall and weighs 4.4 tons. Known as the Kuratas, this giant MechWarrior actually has a cockpit for you to ride inside, and looks like a truly promising addition to any future super villain's SkyNet program.

For the price of a small island, (where you can also build your fortress of solitude) ... roughly .... Anyway ... $1,350,000.00 is what this four and a half tons of bad ass costs.

No more words are available to describe how awesome this amazing waste of money is ..... so here are some videos:

Now if you happen to have the cash, you can Do like their website says and "Buy Dream Now" by going to http://suidobashijuko.jp/ and they can ship it to your door fully customized to fit your needs.  

This machine just blows my mind. I mean..If this sort of technology is readily available for those who can afford it, what do our armed forces have up their sleeves?

-Steve TheBartender