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Tailgater Dual Tank Backpack Drink Dispenser 210oz

Fuck to the ya!!!

Tailgater Dual Tank Backpack Drink Dispenser 210oz Details:

Backpacks aren't just for books! Clever and cool field day fun, this acrylic backpack beverage dispenser serves up shots, your favorite brew, or most delicious tailgate kool-aid in a style that's no-nonsense merriment. With a lightweight nylon design, fully padded shoulder straps, two, 24” gravity-fed hand taps, a whopping 210-ounce capacity, and mesh bag for holding those extra cups, this backpack drink dispenser ensures you stay completely comfortable as you become the most popular person in a party-mile radius. Tailgate tank backpack drink dispenser measures 25½”x12”x4”.

Product Features:

• Backpacks aren't just for books; clever and cool field day fun
• Backpack beverage dispenser serves up shots, your favorite brew, or most delicious tailgate kool-aid in style
• Lightweight nylon, padded shoulder straps, mesh bag for extra cups
• Two 24" in canister hold a whopping 210 ounce capacity; measures 25½”x12”x4”

Again "Fuck Ya!! Only $40!!!!"

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Go the Fuck to Sleep ---> Best Children's Bedtime Story ....Ever!!!

Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.
With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the Fuck to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.

Review from Amazon.com

"* 'Total genius.' - Jonathan Lethem, father of two, author of MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN * 'A children's book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud-hilarious!' - David Byrne, father of one, musician, artist * 'This is the most honest children's book ever written. And it's f*cking hilarious.' - A.J. Jacobs, father of three, author of THE YEAR OF LIVING BIBLICALLY * 'I wish this book had been around during my daughter's overly protracted sleep rituals! Finally, someone tells it like it really is. This is no-guilt funny and a godsend!' - Cristina Garcia, mother of one, author of THE LADY MATADOR'S HOTEL * 'Go the Fuck to Sleep is the secret anthem of tired parents everywhere. Adam Mansbach's homage to the tropes of bedtime stories is pitch perfect, and Ricardo Cortes's stunning illustrations will keep grown-ups and kids alike returning to these pages again and again!' - Bliss Boyard, author of ONE DROP: MY FATHER'S HIDDEN LIFE" --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

This Kid knows he's sexy...... wait what!?..... Help I Need an Adult!!

And if this video does not show up at this kids wedding he will finally know his friends aren't assholes ;)

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Steve TheBartender's “Top Ten Sinful Cities to Get Drunk and Have Meaningless Sex with Strangers” featuring other stuff

November is busy month at the University of Regina.  It is also one of two months of the year that mustaches are considered mandatory amoung the male student body on campus.  A Mustache ride on someone’s masterpiece of a cookie tickler… Anyone?  Can you think of a better way to spend a cold snowy Saskatchewan “Movember” afternoon? It’s probably a safer alternative to studying for that midterm that my anthro prof. thought was an amazing idea to schedule it on my birthday (Nov. 25 FYI).   

Friday Novemeber 18th is a special day in Movember.  Why you might ask?  Friday Movember 18th is …drum roll please…...dum duh dah!!! …… “Have Sex With a Man with a Mustache Day”!!!!! Surprisingly enough this day is for the ladies!  It’s a way for women everywhere to show their support for all the men sporting manicured muzzys to raise awareness/money for prostate cancer. With the weather outside worse than a white coat in a shit storm can u think of better way to keep warm?  So come on ladies it’s for charity.  Only down side is that this “donation” to charity might be tough to explain to your accountant.

HELP I NEED AN ADULT!!!!

(Best Answer (most likes) to the question in the comments below wins 2 FREE SantaCon Regina Tickets)

“Is Sex tax deductable if its for charity?”

Since its colder than your ex outside and blowing just as hard.  I thought it would be a fuckin’ stellar idea to look up some warm places to go get drunk and have meaningless sex with strangers over Christmas break.  Maybe you want to blow off some steam after finals.  So if that made you think of  Thailand then welcome to Number Ten on:

“Top Ten Sinful Cities to Get Drunk and Have Meaningless Sex with Strangers”

Number 10

Point of Interest: Miss Thailand World 2011

Pattaya, Thailand

Attending a Full Moon Party in this sinful city is definitely on my list of things to do before I die.  Thailand may no longer be an exotic destination, due to excessive popularity among tourists. However it’s still a heaven on Earth for single students (though mostly men) of both sexual orientations. Pattaya is THE spot for straight males, while Phuket will please those with homosexual tendencies or those seeking an adventure with a ladyboy.

All single men should try Thailand as the best therapy for being single.  Even if you may not be perceived as particularly attractive, you will get more attention than you could bargain from in Thailand. It will come from slender young women with tight bodies.  It’s the time when regardless of your age, appearance, social status or whatever other disabilities you may be suffering from. You get to be the one rejecting them, not the other way around.  So everyone grab a hooker!  Let’s move on to:

Number 9

Point of Interest: MONTE-CARLO, MONACO - SEPTEMBER 08: Elsa Pataky attends the Montblanc "Collection Princesse Grace de Monaco" World Premiere presentation under the High Patronage of H.S.H. Prince Albert II of Monaco at Monte-Carlo Opera on September 8, 2011 in Monte-Carlo, Monaco. (Photo by Julien M. Hekimian/Getty Images for Montblanc) 2011 Getty Images

Monte Carlo, Principality of Monaco 

OK, yes – Monte Carlo is not for student travellers on a budget, but imagine the rush of always interacting with people who are ridiculously rich. Being a single female student in the city of money has its perks. Visiting a casino or any of the high end night clubs could get you hooked up with a wealthy (and lonely) European businessman.

While Las Vegas could be a place for single ladies to hook up with rich men. Monte Carlo could be a place for single male students to hook up with wealthy women. Then you could ditch the Fine Arts Degree! Go pursue a career in the film industry (with a lil’ help from your newly aquired sugar mama of course).   It may be an adventure that requires thicker pockets, but once you submerge yourself into this world of fine liquor, the world’s best cigars and gambling alongside world’s billionaires, the universe full of older women who need attention of younger men will emerge before your eyes and make it up to you.

Number 8

A few of Dublin's finest I'm pretty sure you wouldn't mind waking up next to 

Dublin, Ireland

So not exactly the warmest place in the winter but falling in love with Irish charm is as easy as one, two, three. It starts with irresistible Irish accent and stays with you as you pop in to check out any of the many pubs lining what would seem as every single street in every town. Irish people have long had the reputation for being some of the friendliest in the world so strangers are always welcomed with a smile and open embrace.

It is no coincidence that Europe’s biggest matchmaking festival for singles is hosted in an Irish town. Lisdoonvarna has a 150 year long tradition of matchmaking and even though traditions have changed over the years, as a single, you can indulge in Irish style boozing and let the romance develop spontaneously. 

Number 7

Miss Spain World 2011 .... need I say more? 

Ibiza, Spain

While many North Americans may not know much about it, Ibiza is the party island of Europe and as such a magnet for European singles.  I have once heard someone refer to Ibiza as “The Island of Sun-Soaked Debauchery” or “The Gomorrah of the Mediterranean”.

Ibiza is the place where you can let out your inner idiot and no one will judge you. Not even if you get drunk out of your mind or start indulging in excessive sexual behavior. The party on Ibiza never stops, night bars attract some of world’s top DJs and regardless of whether you’re male or female, gay or straight, finding temporary loving on Ibiza is never too hard. 

Number 6

Enough Said... 

Amsterdam, Netherlands

Amsterdam is notorious among single students for its lax approach to prostitution and drugs.  What more could you as a single student traveller want to ask for? Student bachelors visiting Amsterdam get to enjoy the best a life has to offer without much effort. Whether it’s a little shag before a puff, a little puff before a shag, or the two at the same time, Amsterdam has all it takes to see it delivered.

While Amsterdam is a heaven for pleasure seeking men, it also attracts crowds of single female student who strangely take pleasure at observing the people let loose and go wild. Afterall, watching an otherwise shy man walk into and out of brothels without a wink or second guess, accompanied by lingerie clad sexy women is quite a sight to behold. However, if streets full of sex shops and cannabis cafes are not quite your thing, you can still find romance by taking a stroll along one many bridged canals dotting this beautiful city. 

Number 5

Some times things come back from Vegas.... 

Las Vegas, Nevada

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Can there be anything more I need to say when introducing Vegas as top destination for single students? Moreover, while in Vegas, you can count on it that there will be a bachelor or bachelorette party somewhere nearby and you would have to be the deaf, blind and dumb as Helen Keller if you returned out of one of those without some wild stories of outrageous sexual debauchery.

Don’t be surprised if you sober up after a wild night in Vegas finding a tiger in your bathroom. The Hangover may be a movie, but partying in Vegas is nothing short of insane so expect the unexpected. 

Number 4

Meanwhile in New Orleans...

New Orleans, Louisiana

While the city's spicy food is great, it’s historic blues music is even better. The lax (nearly nonexistent) drinking laws are a lifesaver as bars are open 24 hours a day. This sinful city has rapidly dislodged and out-Vegased Las Vegas... no small feat! Of course, it helps to have a Mardi Gras, a.k.a show your boobs for my beads event in the streets. 

Number 3

 Genevieve C. - QC - U of Montreal ----> www.unigirlcanada.com

Montreal, Canada

Montreal has plenty of exotic places from which to choose. The two main areas are Rue Crescent, a two-block area packed with patios and pubs and Rue St. Laurent, a predominantly French-speaking spot with more upscale locations. Nice cafes turn into mini-clubs and it’s also home to most of the dance clubs.

This is pretty much a Thursday-Friday-Saturday bar city. “Canadian” beers are $4-7 and there are several 2-for-1 Happy Hours lasting well past dark. Last Call is 3 am but clubs are known to stay open past 5 am. people generally hit the bars around 11 and there are plenty of after-hours clubs downtown. Stay downtown; you can walk everywhere and it's safe day or night.  Practically everybody smokes too.  If she smokes she pokes right guys?

And don’t forget to hit the strippers and help a fellow female student pay for college. Montreal has the highest student/stripper ratio in North America.  Oh Canada!!

Number 2

An export even the USA would want to import 

Havana, Cuba

Was there any doubt about this? Not only are Cuban girls drop dead gorgeous, they are also friendly and approachable. To top it off, Cuba is in perfect proximity to North America making for an easily accessible destination for us (albeit slightly tricky for US citizens, and that’s why I love being a Canadian). It offers a true, unwesternized experience with raw eroticism and sexuality.

Aside from gorgeous women, Cuba will also astound single visitors with its beautiful beaches, the world’s finest cigars and exquisite rum – all for ridiculous prices (unless you don’t know where to look and fall for overpriced tourist traps). Cuba is a destination for single students that truly delivers.

Number 1

you can bring back herpes as a souvenir..... 

Hedonism Resorts, Jamaica

This goes without saying. Hedonism resorts of Jamaica are specifically aimed at single students looking to let their sexual nature run wild. If naked swim parties in the pool at midnight don’t get you, then discos that are off limits to couples will.  Hedonism is all about hooking up and enjoying the pleasures of life without regret or hold-backs.  

Aren’t top ten lists great?  If you happen to be bored in class this week or snowed in for the weekend. Search me facebook under Steve TheBartender or just copy this link http://www.facebook.com/stevethebartendr into your browser and check out my notes and links to other cool stuff to kill your time.  You can also feel free to cyber stalk me on twitter @BartendrSteve if that’s more your style.  Stay tuned and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

-Steve TheBartendr

F@%K this Parking

The sun is shining the birds are chirping. Not a bad day, considering you just dropped 2k+ on tuition, parking pass, books, etc.... Its also the first semester you decided to move out of the jail cell of a dorm room and move off campus and drive to school.  Life is great.  On your way to school you stop for gas and the attendant fills your tank when you only asked for $10 and comps the rest of the gas.  Free Gas = Awesome.  Can this day get any better?  You get to school.  Time to park your car..... You weave between row after row of occupide parking stalls, searching for a vacant stall like some sick game of musicial chairs.  Wait! What parking lots is this?? M?? P?? Where the fuck are you supposed to park your car???  O Wait?  this is last years parking pass.... Here it is.... Fuck You Right???  P!! Where are you?  Luther!! .. fack... So now you are back circling in the farthest lot from school searching for open stalls like vaulchers circling wounded Las Vegas tourists lost in the desart after a hard night of debauchery best left unmentioned.  Finally!! One fucking stall opens up in the middle of the row.  suddenly it gets quiet. too quiet.  you look to the opposite end of the lot. two headlights glare back at you.  You floor it!!! speed down the row and slide into the spot just before you realise it was just parking services that you just flipped off while cutting into the open spot.  But you'd be surprized if the geriactric pick didnt even see you.  It was the same old man you saw using a flash light to read your license plate while gave you a parking ticket yesterday afternoon when you parked in one of the two hanicapped spots because you thought to yourself "Its cool, you can park at least nine wheel chairs in the other spot" and showed up to class late because it took you 30min to find the only "Open" (handicapped) spot on campus.  So now you sit inside your car some what happy with yourself for finding a parking spot.  You grab your books. Exit the car and You hear someone call your name.  You turn and look and its your neighbor and is waving at you from his front step because he doesn't have class until 2:30pm. And now it dawns on you and you realise that you should have just walked to school in the first place and not burnt a quarter tank of gas looking for a spot....... after the mile walk to your class you notice open spots now in your lot that matches your pass.  This Parking is bull shit by the way if you havn't mentioned that yet.  So you finally get to class and you find out all you missed was the 30 pages of handouts that every school since you were 5 gives you on the first day. And now you have to go move your car.......... fuck.

Steve TheBartender