I’m in a ranting mood today. I would like to discuss a particular fashion mishap that seems to be a common occurrence, especially around the holiday season. Yes, I do understand that it feels like Alaska outside and you’d rather not put the effort into throwing on a thousand layers but that doesn’t mean that going out in your flannel PJ pants is acceptable. Save yourself from embarrassment and at least put on some sweatpants. If you’re not in agreeance with me now, hopefully you will be after reading this.
1. No, they are not the equivalent of a sweat pant.
Okay, so maybe you have to run some early morning errands on a Saturday, and you’re still battling last night’s hangover. That does not give you an excuse to pretend like you are still drunk and somehow “forgot” to throw on a pair of pants that are actually classified as loungewear.
2. You can’t make them look good, no matter what you wear.
Just because it’s a cold winter day and you want to rock the cozy winter look, does not mean you are allowed to throw on a pair of your favorite flannels and make them fashionable with a cute scarf.
3. You will continue to remain single.
The odds of you meeting your future boyfriend while you’re out sleepwalking is well, slim to none. Don’t be surprised if your attractiveness level takes a downfall and you find yourself hiding out in the Bed & Bath department of Sears.
4. They are more deceiving than they appear.
Have you ever taken a look at yourself in the mirror before you leave the house? If you haven’t, you probably should next time. I don’t think you’ll be staring back at your reflection saying, “Damn, I look flattering in these.” You’ll feel ashamed for ever thinking that was cool and change your outfit choice immediately.
5. You look ridiculous
Let’s be honest, what the heck were you thinking? Making an appearance in public with those fuzzy pink PJ pants you own that have cute little dogs on them. While your trying to play the hot mess card, people are wondering which slumber party you escaped from.
Much Love,
Ash
Ash
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