Unbelievable On So Many Levels

It seems that lately society has been having an affair with the concept of ridiculous. From American meal portions, to japanese pornography, our society has increasingly turned more and more strange, till now we have come to this. This is the video game Lollipop Chainsaw, a game about, believe it or not, a cheerleader who runs around with a chainsaw (decorated with pink and glitter by the way), trying to survive a zombie outbreak! Seriously, to the developers of the game, what in the name of god were you thinking?! oh wait a second, this in the video game world is a type of game called a 'guilty pleasure', which translates into 'I hope society never finds out i own this game'. To all men thinking of getting this game i implore you, think of your girlfriend's, or potential girlfriends' reactions to seeing this. For single men thinking of picking this up, enjoy the long drought you will sentence your balls to.

Dr Guevara