Blockbuster hits turned into porno. You know that heart touching moment when two people kiss in the movies? In case you didn't know porno is what happens in the next scene. Now here is my Top 10 Greastest Movie Porn Parodies. Enjoy
"When Monique rents out her spare rooms to some studs from grad school, Midori gives in to her desires and discovers the pleasure of the good neighbour policy..."
One can only guess what Peter Jackson would have made of the sight of a dwarf, a dragon and a monster having sex.
The plot is almost identical to the movie riff on the TV classic: there isn't one.
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With two giant man-truncheons glued to the ends of his arms, poor Edward is good for only one thing...
Conceived as blessed relief for viewers sick of waiting for Mulder and Scully to get it on, this adult remake was threatened with legal action by Twentieth Century Fox - not least because red-wigged pornstar Kimberley Kane is a dead ringer for Gillian Anderson.
Well, Murdock looks like a holocaust survivor and Evan Stone should probably have played Hannibal instead of Face...
10. American Booty (2000)
"When Monique rents out her spare rooms to some studs from grad school, Midori gives in to her desires and discovers the pleasure of the good neighbour policy..."
Not a direct homage to Sam Mendes' existential suburban drama, then. But - great DVD cover riff.
Money Shot: Like Kevin Spacey, Midori rebels against out-of-town tedium. Unlike Kevin Spacey, she does it by properly nailing a film student in the basement.
9. Whore of the Rings (2001)
One can only guess what Peter Jackson would have made of the sight of a dwarf, a dragon and a monster having sex.
In this naughty Middle-earth reimagining, the ring causes its wearer to... become an insatiable nymphomaniac.
Money Shot: Old women masturbating while midget-folk frolic and male porn superstar Lee Stone dresses up as a demon.
8. Not Really ... The Dukes of Hazard (2010)
The plot is almost identical to the movie riff on the TV classic: there isn't one.
Lots of running around, car chases, buffoonery, hardcore sex... No, wait.
Four-time Adult Video News award nominee Ryder Skye slides into the shorts of Daisy Duke. Well - out of them, mostly.
Money Shot: The wet T-shirt contest. Obviously.
7. Edward Penis Hands (1991)
With two giant man-truncheons glued to the ends of his arms, poor Edward is good for only one thing...
Making an impressive effort to follow Tim Burton's original plot, this classic porn parody sees angsty, bewigged Sikki Nixx spout fountains of fluid in the company of various big-haired '80s starlets.
Money Shot: Edward enjoys a dextrous threesome, pleasuring two eager women simultaneously.
6. The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen (2007)
Unlikely intellectual Nautica Storm battles the 'Priority Of Semen', an evil illuminati attempting to, umm, rid the world of anal sex.
Or, as the rather less pun-clever tagline puts it, "Mystery! Intrigue! Anal!"
Money Shot: Turns out intrepid heroine Ms Storm can read men's memories - but only while fellating them.
5. The Sex Files (2009)
Conceived as blessed relief for viewers sick of waiting for Mulder and Scully to get it on, this adult remake was threatened with legal action by Twentieth Century Fox - not least because red-wigged pornstar Kimberley Kane is a dead ringer for Gillian Anderson.
Money Shot: Loads of smooching and erotic lovemaking from Fox and Dana. Surprisingly - disappointingly? - romantic.
4. Pulp Friction (2006)
Hitman 'Joe' finds himself in the awkward position of having to show his boss' wife a good time without going too far.
Unlike John Travolta, he doesn't struggle for too long with this dilemma...
For no reason at all, the director also throws in two Japanese schoolgirls. QT would probably approve...
Money Shot: Marcellus Wallace's mistress threatening him with a strap-on. Eek.
3. Sluts & The City (2009)
A modern woman looking for love with her lesbian, nymphomaniac and timid brunette friends? They didn't have to try too hard with this one...
Apparently, it's "1000% times sexier than the successful TV series". Now that's sexy.
Money Shot: SJP stand-in Tarra White 'entertains' two suitors. Inaccurately, neither are named 'Big'.
2. This Ain't Star Trek XXX (2009)
JJ Abrams wasn't the only director who rebooted the iconic sci-fi franchise.
Taking their cues from Shatner era camp Trek, porn parody king Evan Stone's strapping Kirk takes on Sasha Grey, who gamely sticks on plastic ears to play a sexy Vulcan.
Plenty of jokes about firing 'photon torpedoes', natch.
Money Shot: Jada Fire's Uhura-a-like receiving TV's first interracial double-facial.
1. The A-Team XXX (2010)
Well, Murdock looks like a holocaust survivor and Evan Stone should probably have played Hannibal instead of Face...
But this cheesy and cheerful spoof boasts a zingy script and impressive production values.
We'll leave you to guess what the 'A' stands for.
Money Shot: "I just love it when a plan comes together..."
- Steve TheBartender
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